23. GOD SAVE OUR SHOES

shoes!  women love shoes!  apparently, men love women's shoes also.  confirmed by research, feet and sex are intertwined.  the way a foot slips into a shoe resembles the way a penis slips into the vagina.  the shape of a woman's foot in a stiletto is the shape a foot takes during orgasm.  that information came at the end of this film, which showed HUNDREDS of shoes and dozens of women showing their shoe collections and talking at length about their desire for shoes.  one woman had 900+ pr!  they spend several hundred to several thousand dollars for their shoes.  high heels are power tools.  and, most admit that they are NOT comfortable.  many admit that a particular pair of shoes can only be worn to sit in.  several shoe designers were interviewed as well.  i found it interesting that manalo blahnik, who's shoes were made famous by "sex in the city", was wearing SNEAKERS!  weapons of mass seduction.  objects of desire.  symbols of femininity and empowerment.  shoes tap into emotions of both men and women.  an escape from daily life.  a fantasy.  should i go buy a pair of heels?...probably  will i?  sadly, but realistically, no